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Derek Alexander Gerhard Fildebrandt is a Canadian politician and media executive. He is the publisher, president and chief executive officer of the Western Standard New Media Corp. He is a former member of the Legislative Assembly of Alberta.
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Dorsey Joseph Bartlett was a United States Government official and Marine Corps General who served as the Reading Clerk of the United States House of Representatives from 1953 to 1971.
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