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{"slip": { "id": 199, "advice": "Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}
{"slip": { "id": 131, "advice": "YOLO"}}
{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that owning cats is good for our health and can decrease the occurrence of high blood pressure and other illnesses.","length":149}
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{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}
{"fact":"Cats often overract to unexpected stimuli because of their extremely sensitive nervous system.","length":94}
{"fact":"When a cat chases its prey, it keeps its head level. Dogs and humans bob their heads up and down.","length":97}
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